Monday, December 30, 2002
Home Sweet ... (passes out)

As it happens, the time it takes to drive from Kemp Texas (outside Dallas) to Saint Peters Missouri is almost exactly the same amount of time it takes to listen to the audio book of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Accept for dodgy CD player performance, it was a fine listen and a much shorter trip in the mind's eye.

And now I must drop and re-accustom myself to the homeland. Later -Jeff



Wednesday, December 25, 2002
Merry Christmas

My part of Texas is free of snow this year and though I am fond of snow, I don't mind because I didn't bring my 'snow' shoes (read hiking boots). Sneakers and snow are always a wet and messy experience for me.


Sunday, December 22, 2002
Take Me Home, Country Road...

Back in Texas this week. It's much like I remember, big, roomy and full of crazy drivers. Meanwhile, a cold is giving me the gift of coughing and sniffying. Thrillsville. But on the good side, Tivo is happyily recording a weeks worth of booty for me to open upon my return. :)

Jeff


Tuesday, December 17, 2002
So I was Getting Up This Morning When... huh... 40?! WTF!

*mumble*




Sunday, December 01, 2002
Solace

When I can't find the words, I make absurd jokes. But to get my style nailed down, ya gotta be there in person alas... the web does not always capture all the nuances. So...

I present you with THE FEAR YOU NEVER KNEW TILL NOW!

Send hate mail to me, you know the address. -Jeff